Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Waist Trainers

Bahahahahahahaha 
Yes, very tempting. Look skinner in about 5 hours ( that's how long it takes to get them snapped) Once your in I hope you don't need to breathe or bend over for anything. Not Happening!!! 
Yes, it will work for immediate affect but once you take it off the fat will still be there. And thanking you for letting it back out. Keep your money. No matter how much we try, we are not going to look like a Kardashian. Not that any of us would want to... Right??? 

Until next time keep batteries fresh in your scales... 

Friday, May 8, 2015

The love affection with the scale

Why do we go to it all the time? Have you ever stood on your scale to see what your weight is then let it decide if you can eat that piece of cake? 
"Oooooh I lost a LB, I'm good. Let's go cake"

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Skinny girl (Go away) I'm missing good girl talk

I could be in an intense conversation and when that skinny girl walks by, looking all cute in the clothes I could never wear, I don't hear another word. 
Now watching to see if my husband is looking. (Better not be) lol
I just stare and want that figure. I can do it, right? Hell no I can't. I have 4 kids and my hips are heavier then her whole body. 
But for the rest of the night I'm thinking, I'll start in the morning, no carbs & clean eating. So excited about what I'm going to look like in a couple months. 
Then I wake up and eat a Swiss roll. Damn it, I'll start tomorrow morning. 
All because that skinny girl walked in front of me. I don't even remember what we were talking about. 
The next time she walks by I will dream again then eat a Swiss roll. 

FitBit talk

One lady notices another lady wearing a Fitbit. She starts asking about how she likes it. 
Lady 1: I love it, the best part is when my phone rings it buzzes me. Lol 
(Yup, that's what makes it awesome. Lol) 
Lady 2: Wow.
Lady 1: Well it also tells me how many steps I walked
(Because knowing makes you lose more that day then the day you didn't know) 
Lady 1: how much weight has it helped you lose? 
(What kind of question is that?)
Lady 2: well, none!!! I just like to see how many steps and miles I walk in a day. 
(So you bought a $120 Fitbit just to see how many random steps you took) 
Now lady 2 wants one so she can see as well. Hahaha
When are people going to realize a gadget or a pill alone is not going to help you loose weight..